Mom: Well even though you’re in pain right now, just think, “You’ll never have to go through this again.”
(5 second pause)
Dad: I’m not so sure about that. Even though it was way back when in England, when I got my tonsils out, some people’s grew back.
Mom: That is not very reassuring for her right now.
Dad: It’s a fact. It’s not reassuring, but it’s a fact. Maybe we can get our money back if they grow in.
i think my favorite part is that I imagine it all being said in a British accent. Which adds to the hilarity about tenfold.
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